10 things
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Right so today's post will be about 10 things.... *ok move on* hehe first up is "10 things to do before U pass on" followed by "10 things to do in a sauna" *yes U read right, a sauna*
WARNING: for the "10 things to do before U pass on" please do not take it serously as it is amde for fun and not anything else... so please DO NOT I repeat DO NOT kill urself if U have already accomplished the 10 things below....
10 things to do before U pass on
10. Travel the world
go travel around the world and see all the 7 wonders of the world new and old.... and of course go to each and every continent and from each country U visit get a souveneir and compile it all together... U might just accomplish no. 6
9. climb up the tallest building
without using an elevator or an escalator... just plain old walking.... *make sure U bring lots of water, though they add more weight* so there U go scaling Taipei 101... luckily the tallest building now isn't the Petronas Twin Towers or U need to do twice the walking....
8. go backpacking.
U might find a country's hidden charm or some secrets it wishes to keep....
7. Swim with sharks
not baby sharks ok... adult sharks... those that might bite.... Great White if U really want to.... oh make sure U stay alive to accomplish other things as well... U don't want to be a wandering ghost or something...
6. Make a record/ Break one
no not a music record... more like records such as "the fastest time to fall asleep when head touches bed" or... "most souveneirs collected by a person" *refer to no.10* This shouldn't be hard to do since well we are pretty well known for breaking useless records anyway..... haha haha... uh.. huh... erm.. he..... right.. move on...
5. Do something charitable
now just donating money is charitable but go one step further... it can make a really big difference....
4. Climb up Mount Everest
Oh when U climb up please plese be prepared for the icy cold weather.... after accomplishing no.9 U should be able to acheive this task... though I doubt that the tallest building is as tall as Mount Everest... oh well...
3. Fly up into space
Yes go up in a rocket and visit the space station and see the earth from .. from.. a far far away... and see if U can see the Great Wall of China... haha.... ok... oh I wonder wat happens if someone farts in a space craft.... wouldn't the smell continue lingering in the air or is there a system to expel air and replaceit with fresh new ones.... hmmm...
2. Make something that will be part of the 7 wonders of the world
now this is a little difficult ... U wouldn't know whether it becomes a wonder of the world until a long long time after ur death... but it can be done.. U just won't know it that's all...
and now last but not least..... no.1....
1. Buy a plot of land at the graveyard ur gonna be buried at....
hey... it's logical... wouldn't U want to know where ur buried at? I would.... I want to see how's the landscape, the width of me grave *touch wood* and well other stuff like is the air good... and other stuff.... how's the feng shui?
WARNING: please DO NOT kill urself after U accomplished the 10 things I listed above, the above is only meant for fun and not anything else... so please DO NOT KILL URSELF if U already accomplished the above.
ok now.. for more lame stuff.....
10 things to do in a sauna
10. Sleep in the sauna.... *set a alram in case get roasted*
9. check out other people's figure
8. see how other people wrap their towel around their body
7. Check out how people relax in the sauna....
6. play with ur sweat
5. sing songs.... provided that no one else is in the vicinity....
4. chit chat in the room.... no one accompanying U? talk to urself.... stop when other people come in...
3. See if other people have arm pit hair.... hahahahha
2. make sure ur towel isn't falling... rewrap it over and over again if U must....
1. Straigthen your hair.... heheheh
ok times up for the lameness... time for me to leave.... bye bye... if U ever are in a sauna room try doin the ten things above...
Robbstar froze at 5:12 pm
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